GREETINGS & WELL MET!
I am Kyle Schneider - the wandering illustrator and print artist known throughout the nine realms as Hamburger Hands. For over a decade, I've been crafting lowbrow-maximalist illustrations, brimming with puns, buns, and innuendo. Picture me as the living embodiment of "shower thoughts" - a wizard+bard of concept and execution, wielding a pen as my magic wand!
Services.
Spells, Holy Diagrams & Mathemagiks
Divination
Weather Control
Dream Interpretation
Clique Detector
Storytelling
Skate Poetiks
Cheap Trick Conjurer
Soul Healing
Exxxorcisms
Initiation Ceremonies
Skeleton Cleaning
Hot Doggin’ Through Hexes
Crystal Empowerment
Ritual Music
Fetish Destigmatization
.GIF Communication
Mana Restoration
Hairstyling Coach
Death Rituals
Body Adornment Adviser
Pelvic Sorcery
Connections.
Alberta Machine Intelligence Institute
Spiritleaf Cannabis
Palmetto Cannabis
Calgary Arts Council
Burnt Toast Studio
House of Vans
CJSW 90.9 FM (YYC)
AVENUE Magazine (YEG)
The Stranger Magazine (Seattle, WA)
Royal Bison Art & Craft Fair
Giphy
Ello
WAVVES
Sled Island Music Festival
7-Eleven Canada
Rethink Canada
Edmonton Digital Arts College
PoolParty Yo-Yos
Market Collective
CJSR 88.5 FM (YEG)
Hideout Local Distro
Bamboo Ballroom
SNAP Printshop & Gallery
Olive Skate & Snow
Bitmoji
Denizen Hall
Old Ugly Records
Mercer Tavern
Servus Credit Union
Fusionauts
Sorry Not Sorry Productions
Clean Up Your Act Productions
Stephanie Bosch (Musician)
Bonton Bakery
Edmonton Bicycle Commuters Society (EBC)
National Film Board of Canada
Film and Video Arts Society of Alberta (FAVA)
