(To the tune of the original turtle tv theme)

🎵
(Verse 1)
Bong-tokin' family time is rad!
Chillin’ with my bros and my rat bro dad!
Gaming all night, it's a major blast,
Pizza in hand, it’s a vibe that lasts!

(Chorus)
Teenage mutant bong-tokin' crew!
Pizza, games, and chillin', dude!
Teenage mutant bong-tokin' crew!
Family vibes are always good!

(Verse 2)
Light up the bowl, we’re ready to play,
Mario Kart is the game today!
High-score battles while the cheese melts down,
Stuffin’ our faces—it’s the best night in town!

(Bridge)
Family’s the squad, and we’re takin’ it slow,
Laughter and munchies, it’s the way to go.
Pass the controller, don't hog the fun,
Hit after hit 'til the match is won!

(Chorus)
Teenage mutant bong-tokin' crew!
Pizza, games, and chillin', dude!
Teenage mutant bong-tokin' crew!
Family vibes are always good!

(Outro)
We’re the kings of couch-lock, the masters of munch,
Every night’s a party, a real power punch!
Grab a slice, grab a bong, let’s hit it again,
This is our family, forever, amen!

🎵 Cowabonga, dudes!.

Printed on bright white 80lb Accent acid-free stock with an exceptionally boss EPSON ET-8550. Each Print is signed for authenticity.